As we all know, the world hates America. At this very moment,
Saddam Hussein is assembling a massive flock of highly-poisonous, rather-testy carrier pigeons that will lay waste to the great American Suburbia. Well,
Bargets loves America, and we will never allow that to happen. As such we are hereby introducing our first retail item. Without further ado, we give you:
DUCT TAPE IN A GLASS CASE ($69.95)
When ordering, enter the Coupon Code "WRulez" and include a picture of yourself in your favorite American flag undergarments for a free Condoleeza Rice Coozie (While Supplies Last).